Guild:The Cult of the Chainmail Merkin

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Guild Information
Guild name The Cult of the Chainmail Merkin
Website none!
Forums also none!
Timezone Eastern Standard
Language English
Server Type PvP
Realm Name Bane

General Information Edit

  • Guild Name: the Cult of the Chainmail Merkin
  • Guild Website: none
  • Guild Forums: also none
  • IRC: nope
  • Main Time Zone: Eastern Standard
  • Guild Leader: All of us (but Innoxia talks the most)
  • Guild Recruiter: Ha! Good luck.
  • Guild category (PvE, PvP, Raid, Other): PvP
  • Roleplay: RP Lite. Most of us are in drag.
  • Voice: Dedicated Teamspeak
  • Recruiting members status: Only if you can take it.
  • Server type: PvP
  • Platform: PC
  • Age: Old enough to know better.

The Merkin Manifesto Edit

The Cult of the Chainmail Merkin is an exclusive sisterhood of like-minded Aquillonian women tired of the shackles of authority and inequality perpetrated against them by the draconian patriarchial society of Hyborea.

We will not surrender. A Merkin will never run from a fight. We would rather die than dishonor our sorority.

We fight as one. When you attack any of us, you attack us all. We are not many, but we are loyal.

We will challenge you, should you be of a challengable level higher than us. Those of a lower level that start a fight with us will find our mercy has limits.

We are warriors and mercenaries. We will not build a town. We will not raid monsters. We leave that for others. We are here to pit skill against skill on the battlefield.

We will accept your alliance should it fatten our purse. If we merely leave your employ should you cross us, consider yourselves fortunate.

We respect those that cross blades with us in honor. Do so in good nature and you can expect the same from us.

We will come to your party and drink all of your beer. We will convert your alewench to the cause.

We do not recruit. If you look to join us, you will be vetted, hazed and initiated. It will not be easy. You must know the secret handshake and the sacred oath. If you survive, you will not be a member, but a sister of the blood.

We have no masters, no servants, no plans of domination. We seek naught but the thrill of combat. We are the Cult of the Chainmail Merkin and this is our Manifesto.

CotCM Mercenary Contracts Edit

The Merkins plan to offer transparent Mercenary contracts to other players and Guilds on the Bane server once we are of appropriate level. More details will follow.

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